June 2012
Watchpartouse:
Starships
is that me
that bug was trying to kill me
[[MORE]]i am going to kill myself i took a nap and i woke up to a disgusting bug crawling across my stomach. omg it looked like this. i am crying i feel like it laid eggs in me
May 2012
annikafagface:
why is my nose so big and ugly i am crying
I can’t wait to get home from school because I have a cheese cake in the fridge
Thank jesus christ for making butts
asupriseparty:
The internet’s great because there are no awkward pauses like you can take as long as you need to come up with a response or just reply hours later and just say you were offline it’s great
my mom told me she wants me to be a plastic surgeon so I can give her face lifts
My talent is fat
how do I seduce my teacher
I can’t wait until I am 18 and can buy myself a nose job
remember xanga.com
school is dumb and boring
